The proposed rule is a direct assault on DeFi's privacy layer, triggering the first major BTC ETF outflow week in two months and flushing leverage.
Rate-cut hints pushes Bitcoin back to 116k, the EU kicks the tires on Ethereum and Solana for a digital euro, and a Kanye-linked memecoin mints million-dollar winners
Washington weaponizes stablecoins, Saylor buys the dip’s dip, and ETH stakers queue like it’s Disneyland.
Washington opens the floodgates, Wall Street waves the white flag, and crypto’s market cap leaps past $4 T in a single, turbo‐charged week.
ETF inflows, Congress’ first “Crypto Week,” and a $40 M DeFi exploit—welcome to peak 2025 volatility.
Institutions front-run retail, Congress fires up the money printer, and Bitcoin winks at $110K.
Institutional giants embrace their inner degen, Solana hits the snooze button (again), and politicians promise zero crypto taxes. Just another normal week in crypto.
Uncle Sam’s Crypto Nod, Corporate Bitcoin YOLO, and BTC’s Zen Moment
Your Weekly Market Meltdown (and Mojo)
Solana's snooze, BlackRock's stealth move, and Trump's wild crypto dreams unfold! 🚀🔥
