Bitcoin Braces for a $100K Gut-Check, Washington Arms the Dollar, and Saylor Buys the Dip’s Grand-Kids

Hayes warns of a 6-figure flush, the GENIUS Act turns stablecoins into U.S. firepower, and ETH’s exit lane turns into a nine-day valet queue.

Washington just fired the crypto starter pistol, and Bitcoin face-planted on the track.

GENIUS Act turns stablecoins into Uncle Sam’s digital shock troops while Bitcoin face-plants at $114K and DeFi clogs itself again.

Washington Just Green‐lit the Dollar’s Digital Death Star

Washington weaponizes stablecoins, Saylor buys the dip’s dip, and ETH stakers queue like it’s Disneyland.

Washington Flips Pro, Wall Street Capitulates, and Alts Go Parabolic

Washington opens the floodgates, Wall Street waves the white flag, and crypto’s market cap leaps past $4 T in a single, turbo‐charged week.

Bitcoin Hits Ludicrous Speed, Congress Sings Kumbaya, and Memecoins Throw a House Party

ETF inflows, Congress’ first “Crypto Week,” and a $40 M DeFi exploit—welcome to peak 2025 volatility.

The Suits Are Stacking, the Printer’s Pumping, and Bitcoin Wants ATHs

Institutions front-run retail, Congress fires up the money printer, and Bitcoin winks at $110K.

ESG Gone Wild, BlackRock's Bitcoin Bet, and Trump's Tax Teaser

Institutional giants embrace their inner degen, Solana hits the snooze button (again), and politicians promise zero crypto taxes. Just another normal week in crypto.

Stablecoins Go Legit, Corporates Go Full YOLO, and Bitcoin Takes a Nap

Uncle Sam’s Crypto Nod, Corporate Bitcoin YOLO, and BTC’s Zen Moment

Chaos, Liquidations, and the Quiet Stablecoin Takeover

Your Weekly Market Meltdown (and Mojo)

Bitcoiners in Battle Mode, Tether's Mega Valuation & DeFi Drama

Bitcoin’s Identity Crisis, Tether’s Massive Flex, and Another DeFi Disaster 🚨

Solana's Deja Vu, BlackRock's Surprise, and Trump's Tax Fantasy: Just Another Week in Crypto

Solana's snooze, BlackRock's stealth move, and Trump's wild crypto dreams unfold! 🚀🔥

Tariff Tango, Trump's TACO Talk, and the Great Bitcoin Corporate Stash!